http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/-t1.htm Add all Jokes here, please make them clean and friendly jokes Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:22:28 GMT 10 http://i63.servimg.com/u/f63/12/43/59/76/abl2c11.gif http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/-t1.htm http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/test-for-dementia-t108.htm Aloverssunset Test for Dementia Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying, "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see ... Jokes Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:22:28 GMT http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/test-for-dementia-t108.htm#213 http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/test-for-dementia-t108.htm http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/passing-gas-and-2-fingers-t105.htm Aloverssunset This is an old old one, but I just reread it and it is still funny so I am adding it here... Farts and 2 fingers Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up Martha and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the ... Jokes Sun, 20 Jul 2008 12:45:22 GMT http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/passing-gas-and-2-fingers-t105.htm#210 http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/passing-gas-and-2-fingers-t105.htm http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/whats-an-atom-bomb-t83.htm Anonymous ]]> Jokes Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:35:56 GMT http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/whats-an-atom-bomb-t83.htm#127 http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/whats-an-atom-bomb-t83.htm http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/whos-a-docter-t84.htm Anonymous A person who cures your ills with pills, then kills you with bills! Jokes Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:37:54 GMT http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/whos-a-docter-t84.htm#128 http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/whos-a-docter-t84.htm http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/ever-wonder-t18.htm Aloverssunset 01. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 02. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 03. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?" She hit me. 04. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast 05. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." 06. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. ... Jokes Thu, 22 May 2008 00:29:47 GMT http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/ever-wonder-t18.htm#18 http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/ever-wonder-t18.htm http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/thank-you-honey-t17.htm Aloverssunset A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. ... Jokes Thu, 22 May 2008 00:27:56 GMT http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/thank-you-honey-t17.htm#17 http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/thank-you-honey-t17.htm http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/polish-remover-t16.htm Aloverssunset A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds"? "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home". "No, I meant what is the foundation of this case"? It's made ... Jokes Thu, 22 May 2008 00:26:41 GMT http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/polish-remover-t16.htm#16 http://abeautifullife2c.forumotion.com/jokes-f14/polish-remover-t16.htm